It's all about being the best that you can be, superficially at least. Air NZ Fashion Week's arrived and we're all invited

The whole Fashion Week (FW) shabang launched on Monday evening with PM Helen monotonely addressing the guests. As I've now grown accustomed to though, this glitzy soiree came after a 7 night escapade that took in; meaningful art from Otis, fashion that stopped traffic, the Silver Scroll Awards, stand-up comedy, a golf cart sized Hummer, 3 bad boy NYC rappers, a house party where the DJ was 7 years old, the Qantas Film & TV Awards, a park bench and a Sunday Roast. All while maintaining a 1.5 pie per day consumption habit.

For an expanded read/look at my past weeks activities CLICK HERE!


 
 

Issue #116 lucky devils are:

Debbie Handford won The Traffic Bar & Kitchen bar tab.
Richard Nicholson, Lisa Handley, Sophie Joiner and Mereesha Gadiagellan got HUMP passes.
Scott Hughes won the Godskitchen double ticket.
Hannah Middleton won the Fashion WeekEND double pass.
DJ Snowy won the Mr Vintage T after a year of trying from all parts of the world.
Keir Robertson and Paul Hone got the Bungalow8 bar tabs.
Matt Jackson, Bianca Bush, Moana Mathieson, Jacqui Vaughan and Janine Schadle all got double tickets to the Fashion Week Garage Sale.
Jo Tessadri won The Breakers tickets.


 
 

Cool things to win this week are:

1 x $50 bar tab for the Traffic Bar & Kitchen to be used NEXT Friday after work. A funky fresh place (located on the corner of Queen and Quay streets) with the meanest menu in town. There's always something going on there. If you'd like this tab email me with “Traffic Bar” as the header.

2 x Double tickets to Slinky: The Fantasy World Tour held this Saturday at North Harbour Stadium. 4 impressive dance zones and musical genres. See staging and costumes like never before seen in this country. Not to mention international DJ's John Askew and Steve Hill. Type in “Slinky” to the top of an email and send it to me, if you'd like to go.

4 x tickets to the 2nd home game of the season for the Harvey Norman Breakers, on NEXT Thursday September 25th at the North Shore Events Centre. They are playing Melbourne, so it'll be a toughie. Put “Breakers” as the title for an email and send it my way.

2 x $50 bar tabs for Bungalow8 NEXT Thursday for Cocktails & Decks. It's a fun evening for all where you can have a spin early on if you're keen, and drink properly made cocktails. Recent new décor means this place is ideal for most activities. Put “Cocktails & Decks” as the headline for an email back to me to go in the draw.

1 x Mr Vintage t’shirt. You get to go into their Falcon St store in Parnell and select any t’shirt you like. Their garments are very funky, and the service is always with a smile. Put “Mr Vintage” as the header of your email when you mail me back. Check out www.mrvintage.co.nz.

1 x Double ticket to Godskitchen: Angel In White Party. On October 3rd at The Vector Arena. The headliner is energy trance international heavyweight Sander Van Doorn. An absolutely massive event with all the extras that you'd expect from such an international organisation. Type "Godskitchen" as the headline for an email and send it to me if you'd like to go.

1 x $200 bar-tab for Easy Tiger on Friday October 3rd . This is a new monthly prize with a catch; I drink with you, then we can all party on elsewhere, or you do your own thing. Easy Tiger is very funky bar that’s hard to find first off, down a wee alleyway (Dockside Lane) just off Mahuhu Cres. Write “Easy Tiger” as the heading for an email and send it to me if you’d like to prowl along. This prize will run until the week before the last Friday of each month.


 

 

Wednesday September 17th

HUMP – The Fashion Week Extravaganza
Pony Club, 55 Customs St (below Showgirls), Auckland Central
Entry $5 on the door. 8pm - 4am

Come early for free professional Havana cocktails till 9.30pm, and marvel at the fashion displays. There will be a continuous colour laser light show nipping off the mirrors, and 5 famous DJ's playing retro funk, R&B and sexy house. Expect a packed house of very fashionable people.


 
 

Thursday September 18th

Air NZ Casting Call feat. Elemeno P
Aotea Square, Queen St, Auckland Central
No Charge. 12pm – 2pm.

They are using the back of guys and girls shaved heads as cranial billboards. I have no hair so have a big chance of earning an easy $1000. Free BBQ, drinks and a rock concert.

And/Or
Essential Dance Party feat. Greg Churchill
Reef Bar, 71 Tamaki Dr, Mission Bay
No Charge. 9Pm – 2am

Cruise on out to Mission Bay, have a relaxing dinner then pop up to Reef Bar for a few night caps. Greg Churchill is tonight's special guest DJ, so quality housey beats are a given.


 
 

Friday September 19th

Loud Shirt Day
Nationwide
No Charge. Register online at www.loudshirtday.co.nz

I did this last year and was ostracised at work, this time I think momentum has gathered and people will be out in force; supporting the charities that enable deaf children to speak. So put on your brightest shirt and wear it with pride all day.

And/Or
Warriors V Roosters. NRL Semifinal
Beasley Ave, Penrose
Tickets $15 - $60 from www.ticketek.co.nz. 8.30 – 10.30pm

After a never before done thrilling win last week the Warriors are white hot. The curtain-raiser is the Junior Vodafone Warriors V Junior St George Dragons. This will sell-out, come support and be amongst the electric atmosphere.


 

 

Saturday September 20th

ANZFW Official Wrap Party
Pontoon, Westhaven Dr, The Viaduct
Tickets $35 from www.iticket.co.nz or Real Groovy. 9Pm – 3.30am

Celebrate the end of the 8th ANZFW. There will be a lot of who's who and schmoozing. Not a dance party really just a massive mingle. Bound to be a blast.

And/Or
Slinky: The Fantasy World Tour
North Harbour Stadium, Stadium Drive, Oteha Valley
Tickets $49 - $69 from www.iticket.co.nz. 9Pm – 6am

The madness continues. Bizarre outfits are encouraged, so is dancing right till the last beat. A welcome new venue for Slinky, with it comes exciting new options and plans. 4 arenas, each with a separate theme, musically and visually. See old-timer John Askew from the UK, and NZ's most famous hard dance ex-pat Steve Hill, show you why they're so highly regarded behind the decks.


 
 

Sunday September 21st

Sunday Roast
The Chapel Bar & Bistro, 147 Ponsonby Rd, Ponsonby
No Charge. 3 – 8pm

I've recommended these 2 twits before, and here I am again. Dave and Thane are funny guys. Their variety show going from strength to strength, thus funnier and funnier. Music and madcap adventures from all angles. A must to experience.


 

 

Monday September 22nd

Movie Night: WALL-E
Most cinemas nationwide
Tickets $9 - $15

I've seen it, and I fully rate this hi-tec animated flick. Kids to Grannies, it'll appeal to all. The year is 2800. After hundreds of lonely years doing what he was built for, WALL-E discovers a robot named EVE. She realises that he has inadvertently stumbled upon the key to the planet's future, and races back to report her findings to the humans. WALL-E follows in hot pursuit across the galaxy.


 
 

Tuesday September 23rd

Greg Page Launch Night - 2nd Hardest Hitter In Hamilton
Satellite Gallery, Cnr St Benedicts & Newton Rd, Newton
No Charge. 5.30 – 7pm

The title caught my eye so I investigated. This guy's a hard hitting rocker from Tron who paints/creates art works on his destroyed/split pieces from his drum kit. Come meet him, have a comp vino or two, and see what I'm talking about.


 
 

Wednesday September 24th

Peaches with Bionic Pixie
The Powerstation, 33 Mt Eden Rd, Eden Tce
Tickets $57 from Real Groovy. 8pm - 12am

A unique musical combination/surprise. Peaches is an electronica American musician whose songs are concerned mainly with s*x. NZer Bionic Pixie's sound consists of bass drums, frenetic arrangements and computer generated echo-ey bleeps, as a backdrop for a curiously alien-like vocal style.


 

 

Cool Events To Watch Out For On The Horizon:

Sept 22nd, Marty Goes To Samoa for a week
Sept 26th, Wear Pink Day, Nationwide
Sept 27th, Sample Gee Only, Seba
Sept 27th, Soniktonik's 3rd Birthday, Ink & Coherent
Sept 27th, In The House (Live), SpyBar
Sept 27th, Chemistry, Auckland Town Hall
Sept 27th, Papakura Spring Carnival
Sept 27th, Mischief Dance Party, Toto
Sept 28th, Daylight Savings Starts
Sept 28th, Lazy Dance Party, Edinburgh Castle
Sept 28th, UPFM Pres. Spring Break, Parakai Aquatic Park
Sept 28th, Mr Gay Auckland Grand Final, Family Bar
Sept 28th, NZ Herald Career Expo, ASB Showgrounds
Sept 28th, Auckland's Premier Wedding Expo, ASB Showground
Oct 1st, Queenstown $10 Challenge (begins), Auckland to Queenstown
Oct 1st, Global Funk Fashion Evening, Pasha
Oct 2nd, Sale Street Brewery Bar Opening, Sale Street
Oct 3rd, Godskitchen Dance Party, Vector Arena
Oct 3rd, Fame Dance Party, Coco Club
Oct 3rd, The Classic's 11th Birthday Weekend, The Classic
Oct 4th, Solid Promotions Charity Ball, Hamilton
Oct 4th, Soul Central feat. Timmy Vegas, Bungalow8
Oct 4th, Mint Dance Party, Seba
Oct 4th, Jambalaya Spring Carnival, Safari Lounge
Oct 5th, NRL Grand Final
Oct 8th, Vodafone NZ Music Awards, Vector Arena
Oct 9th, Aqualine, Pasha/Green Room/Euro
Oct 10th, Kiss's 10th Birthday Bash, Kiss Bar
Oct 11th, Fashion, Beauty, Music Party, Opium
Oct 11th, Lingere Model Of The Year, Denim Bar
Oct 14th, Phantom Of The Opera (begins), The Civic
Oct 17th, Edge Party Hard Mix Tour #5, The Carpark Bar
Oct 18th, Diwali Festival Of Lights, The Viaduct
Oct 18th, Sam La More, Met & Code
Oct 18th, Vaccine Dance Party, Transmission Room
Oct 25th, Sundown Dance Party, Herons Flight Vineyard
Oct 25th, Plush Dance Party, Seba
Oct 27th, Public Holiday, Labour Day
Oct 27th, Snoop Dog, Ice T and Bone, TSB Arena (Wellington)
Oct 31st, Halloween


 
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