Paul Holmes, April Ieremia, John Hart, Paul Radisich and Marty Williams. Spot the odd one out.

Those overseas subscribers most likely wouldn’t have heard of the people listed before me. But here in NZ they’re about the nearest thing to Tiger and Oprah that we have, and what down-to-earth nice people they turned out to be. I hear dragon stories of their fierce tempers and inapproachability, but this is far from the truth. Perhaps it was the booze talking, perhaps not. All I know is that they definitely helped make that day at the gallops one of the most memorable ever for me.

Read the full story and a whole lot more in my weekly review (click here).

Now onto the prizes and winners and a bumper crop of must do events for the week ahead...


 
 

Winners From The Last Guide

Gerrard Woodside won the Womad 3 day double pass to enjoy with his cousin this weekend.
Alistar Shorten and Gemma French got the DJ Ajax double pass for Met Bar this Saturday.
Mark Mackay and Will Graham will head to Club Luxury at SpyBar this Saturday.
Leon Austin, Nikki McCardle and Joshua Olausen all got tickets to see the last heat of The Miss Kingslander Bikini Competition.
Snowy (No one really knows his real name), picked up DJ Recloose’s Perfect Timing album.
Will Graham got lucky again and won Space Bar Saturday’s tickets for this weekend.
Mark Pickering and Daniel Foreman won tickets to see Steve Bug perform at Coherent.
Charlie Perry got the Toto Greatest Hits album.


 
 

Prizes Up For Grabs (please only enter if you can actually attend)

2 x Miss Kingslander Bikini Comp VIP double passes (FINAL). Enjoy complimentary drinks and the best seats in the house as 10 beauties compete for great prizes. Write “Miss Kingslander” in the subject box if you want to have a crazy evening at The Kingslander.

3 x Double passes to Electric Mojo at Ink Bar and a limited edition Phil Brokelman mixed CD. Write “Electric Mojo” as the header for your email back to me to go in the draw.

1 x $50 bar tab for Denim Bar in Parnell. That’s 10 cocktails if you get there before 6pm on Friday. Write “Denim Bar” as the heading for the email and mail me asap if you’d like to indulge at Denim this weekend.

1 x VIP double pass to the Diesel Bourbon Bikini Competition at Pat’s Garage. The winner here gets $5000 so the calibre will be high. Type “Diesel Bourbon” for the title of your email back to me and you could be enjoying free drinks and ringside seats this Saturday afternoon.

1 x Double pass to Fevah at Galatos this Friday. It’s part of their national tour celebrating 8 years of international hard dance parties and is bound to be a stomper. Put “Fevah” in the subject box and mail me now if you want to go.

2 x Double passes to Glamour at Toto’s restaurant next Thursday (remember we all have the Friday off). A slick event that will be brimming with bling (half of it Adam B’s). Write “Glamour” as the headline and get back to me if you want to be in the draw.

1 x Double pass to Nite:Life on at the Auckland town hall next Thursday. It will sell out (if it hasn’t already). A brilliant venue and DJ line-up. One to witness at all costs. Type “Nite:Life” in the subject box if you want to go.


 

 

Wednesday March 12th

Luke Thompson & Brian Platt
Tabac, 6 Mills Lane, Auckland Central
$5 on the door. 8 – 10.30pm

He impressed an educated crowd opening for Toto 2 weeks ago at The Civic, now you can see him perform with the equally accomplished Brian Platt. Their on-stage banter will leave you in fits, and the songs will linger long after you’re tucked up in bed for the night.

And/Or
Guy Cater – Master Hypnotist
The Vesbar, AUT Wellesley Campus, Hikuwai Plaza, St Paul St, Auckland Central
Entry $5. 8 – 10pm

I have seen Guy perform twice. Once was at last year’s orientation. He rocked. Students are riotous even when in a trance. Great fun.


 
 

Thursday March 13th

Openair Cinema - An Inconvenient Truth
Cnr Greenslade Cres. & Lake Rd, Northcote
No Charge. 8 – 10pm

I think we’ve all heard of this movie, you know the documentary presented by Al Gore. It’s a bit over board, but also very real. Nice for a quiet night out, weather permitting.

And/Or
Annabel Fay LIVE
The Chapel Bar, 147 Ponsonby Rd, Ponsonby
Gold coin entry (goes towards breast cancer research). 8.30 – 10.30pm

Always a great place to be on a Thursday is the Chapel Bar for fun, social people. Tonight it’s enhanced by Annabel’s sweet voice and her unique soul-pop tunes.


 

 

Friday March 14th

The Kingsland Festival
The Kingsland Shops, New North Rd, Kingsland
No Charge. 3pm – 1am

Last year’s festival was terrific; comedians, buskers and circus acts but most importantly DJ’s of all varieties. 5 very different bars unite to become one.

And/Or
Cocktails By The Hour
Denim Bar, 207 Parnell Rd, Parnell
No Charge. 5pm – 12am

A perfect follow-on from Thursdays at Denim where ladies drink copious free bubbles from 5 - 7pm. On Fridays cocktails are the key. $5 ones from 5 -6pm, $6 from 6 -7pm and so on. Get there early and settle in for a fun evening with friends.

And/Or
Fevah’s 8th Birthday Dance Party
Galatos, 17 Galatos St, Newton
Tickets $45 from Real Groovy, Cosmic Corner or www.iticket.co.nz.  9pm – 6am

I remember when these guys began in Christchurch, the energy created was amazing. Now their disciples are all over the world charging strong. If you like hard dance like me, then you should attend.


 
 

Saturday March 15th

Batucuda Sound Machine
Takapuna Beach Reserve, Takupuna
No Charge. 1 – 5pm

BSM are a 13 piece Auckland band whose refined, energetic concoction of Brazilian, Cuban and dance-floor Afro-beat rhythms have delighted crowds at most of the major festivals around the world. They’re joined by Tangent and Motor City Family Funk for an afternoon of colour rhythms and rhymes.

And/Or
Smooth’n’The Park
Western Park, Tahuna St, Freeman’s Bay
No Charge. 2 – 6pm.

An under-the-radar, low key event. If you want something fun but chilled out, then come along here with your filled eski and some friends. Smooth tunes and extra chunky beats.

And/Or
DJ Ajax – The Bang Gang
Code Niteclub, Cnr High and Shortland St, Auckland Central
Tickets $15 from Real Groovy, or on the door.

It’s downstairs at Code, to keep the intimacy, but Ajax is going to play anything but intimately. He’s not #1 in OZ, and within the top 50 DJ’s in the world for nothing. Expect banging electro house like you’ve never seen before.


 
 

Sunday 16th March

Round The Bays Fun Run
Quay St (By Britomart) to St Heliers
Entry $10 - $15 on the day or go to www.roundthebays.co.nz. 9.30am – 12pm

Likely to attract over 70,000 people, this is one of the biggest fun runs in the world. The 8.4km journey is picturesque and leisurely. There is a party vibe at the end with BBQ’s and marquees galore. Each year I try and make it, but each year one thing leads to another and I end up watching the competitors warming up from my vantage point at the entrance of SpyBar.

And/Or
Wigs On The Waterfront
Viaduct Harbour, Auckland Central
No Charge. 11am – 7pm

Join local drag queens and performing artists as they spread their fabulousness, in a day of total camp and drag entertainment.

And/Or
95bfm Summer Series
Henderson Park, 41 Wilshire Cres., Henderson
No Charge. 1 – 6pm

A music-filled family day where everything is encouraged. If you missed BSM yesterday, don’t worry, they’re playing here too, along with The Managers, State Of Mind and Tenement Yard. Worth the drive out to the burbs, this line-up’s quality toe-tapping stuff.


 

 

Monday March 17th St Patrick's Day

O’Hagans Irish Bar
101 – 103 Customs St West, Viaduct Harbour
No Charge. 6am – Late

Start here then see what evolves. Last year this place was mental, similar antics are expected again this year.  Alternatively try any one of these, The Bog, Muddy Farmer, The Clare Inn, Fiddler, O’Carrolls, The Immigrant or Claddagh.


 
 

Tuesday March 18th

Ultimate Frisbee
Auckland Domain (fields by the museum), Wintergarden Rd, Parnell
No Charge. 6pm. Email auleague.register@gmail.com for more info.

It’s an exciting, fast paced non-contact sport that combines the skills from sports like rugby and netball, with the flight of a Frisbee. These boys are always game for a brew or 2 afterwards too.


 
 

Wednesday March 19th

Adam Stevenson LIVE
The Eden Cloakroom, 476 Mt Eden Rd, Mt Eden
No Charge. 7-10pm

The place has been open about 6 months and the popularity, especially among locals, is escalating. Tonight’s a great time to check it out. Adam sings like a bird (in a masculine way though) and is always up for a laugh with a great crew of workers and punters. Good fun.


 

 

Cool Events of the Horizon

March 20th, Royal Easter Show (begins), ASB Showgrounds
March 20th, Glamour Dance Party, Toto’s Restaurant
March 20th, Our House Nite:Life, Auckland Town Hall
March 20th, Norman Jay, Pontoon
March 20th, Improv. Bandits final show, The Classic
March 21st, Good Friday
March 21st, Rabbit (begins), Silo Theatre
March 22nd, Auckland Dragon Boat Festival, Viaduct Harbour
March 22nd, Comedian Kevin Nealon, The Classic
March 22nd, Super 14 Blues V Stormers, Eden Park
March 22nd, Jimmy Barnes, Mangawai Tavern
March 22nd, Bluesfest, Whitianga
March 22nd, Sundown Dance Party, Stonyridge Vineyard, Waiheke Island
March 22nd, Smashing Pumpkins, Vector Arena
March 23rd, NRL Warriors V Eels, Mt Smart Stadium
March 26th, Duran Duran, Vector Arena
March 28th, Split Enz, Vector Arena
March 28th, Dam Native & Recloose, 4:20 Club
March 28th, SJD & One Million Dollars, Te Wero Island
March 29th, Blues V Bulls, Eden Park
March 29th, Split Enz (second show), Vector Arena
March 29th, Phoenix Music Festival, Basque Park
March 29th, Titirangi Festival of Music, Titirangi
March 29th, Hed Kandi, Asta
March 29th, Oxygen Dance Party, Transmission Room
March 30th, BFM Summer Series #5, Narrowneck Beach Takapuna
April 3rd, Moonlight Movies - I Do, Killarney Reserve
April 4th, Autumn Home Show (begins), ASB Showgrounds
April 5th, Mint Dance Party, Seba
April 6th, Daylight Savings Ends
April 6th, Maroon 5, Vector Arena
April 8th, Matchbox 20, Vector Arena
April 9th, Balloons Over Waikato (begins)
April 12th, WINGS’n’WHEELS, Marty’s 32nd Birthday Party, All Welcome, Forte
April 17th, 5 Star Comedy Preview, SkyCity Theatre


 
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